here is a picture of stephen kawking running over jim carreys foot with his wheelchair
I do not believe I could ever want more out of life than this photograph
this is going to sound dumb but does anyone else feel like they have good and bad face days? like some days i’ll look in the mirror and be like ‘yes my face is kind of attractive’ and then others i’m like ‘did i get hit in the face with a frying pan or something’
my brother found my vibrator
a teenage horror story in one sentence
i found my brothers vibrator
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
if milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard… will smoothies bring me lesbians?
and now we wait….
when did i get in this yard
where am i